Singing?

Or maybe he is listening to Mussorgsky, Madness or Marilyn Manson. So, even if he can’t sing, at least he does appear to have rather eclectic musical tastes …

Dead Sea

By jeep, by camel, by bus to see,The sights along the Jordan Valley,Then finally to the beach where we,Floated in (or on!) the salty Dead Sea.

Pump Prices

Although whether fuel prices should ever drop again perhaps depends less on economics and more on one’s take on environmental issues …

Miner

Funny all the wierd effects that a war can cause, although of course in fact war isn’t funny at all (the TV show “Dad’s Army” being the exception that proves this particular rule!)

None?

Best not to worry too much about how a wimple can keep its shape without a head inside it, and puzzle instead about how on earth a simple wimple comes to be musing on the prospects for religious vocations …