Parsing

So the moral of the tale is don’t jump to conclusions … oh I see – that boat has sailed – you already have!

Security

I presume other people have this issue too – how do I find out if the company calling is really who they say they are, and why is it so important that they ask security questions of me when they have already selected me to call?

Chief

Okay – so I admit I’m just a European. You could argue that this topic is none of my business – or maybe you might think that I have a useful perspective from over here …

Sell By

Personally I love the look of the autumn leaves, but I can understand that if my favourite food was juicy green leaves then the pretty multicoloured carpet that forms at this time of year would be somewhat disappointing …

Weekend

Humdrum rather than exciting perhaps. BTW slipped in a little homage to Wayne’s World for those who remember and appreciate such things … Not! 😉

Abstract

Lest anyone should get too carried away with the comparison, I should point out that Piet Mondrian was a highly skilled artist who knew what he was trying to achieve with his creations, whereas I am/do not …

Cheeky

Almost as if he forgot the second chair on purpose … after all it is easier to carry one seat than two!

The Best Thing Since …

Personally I find a bread knife much easier to use than a can opener – so I’ve never understood why sliced bread is somehow regarded as the high-water mark of modern innovation! Surely “The best thing since sliced bread” would make more sense if it was changed to “The best thing since the ring-pull can” […]