Pump Prices

Although whether fuel prices should ever drop again perhaps depends less on economics and more on one’s take on environmental issues …

Miner

Funny all the wierd effects that a war can cause, although of course in fact war isn’t funny at all (the TV show “Dad’s Army” being the exception that proves this particular rule!)

None?

Best not to worry too much about how a wimple can keep its shape without a head inside it, and puzzle instead about how on earth a simple wimple comes to be musing on the prospects for religious vocations …

Disguise

I’m sure that Santa hats can be embarassing if worn at inappropriate moments, but whether they are ever able to hide embarassment I’m not so sure …

Thin Blue Line

I have never been quite clear whether this thin blue line is just metaphorical or whether it is actually drawn on a map somewhere …