Virtual Wine

I am dreaming of a place, With a wide open space, And grapes on the vine, To make top notch wine. Of course I am thinking, Of wine well worth drinking, But unsure in my head, Is it a white – or a red? (Original sketch at, other rhymes at


There once was a virus which stalked this earth, From Inuit igloos down to the Aussies in Perth, Causing coughing and fevers and shortness of breath, Bringing panic and mayhem and premature death, But the strangest thing that this bug brought about, Was that loo rolls and pasta completely sold out! Other rhymes are available […]

Social Distance

“Social distancing” is a curious term, which (probably deliberately) sounds quite benign.  However, wherever it comes to pass I’m sure it is/will be massively disruptive …