Branch
Do snails have a reverse gear? Maybe there is someone out there who knows …
Category: Cartoon
Carbon Footprint
Bit disappointed at this apparent lack of gallantry – he could/should have pointed out that there would be plenty of time to chat whilst walking or cycling instead …
Thingamajig
When you can find a thing quicker than you can name it, then it’s probably time to … err … whatchamacallit!
Coins
As far as I can recall the only time I’ve used cash in the past three months is when I’ve tossed to a coin to decide who should start a game …
Key
Unlikely I know – just saying it could happen as we’ve been inside for so long …
Orientation
I have to admit I have some sympathy – even in a conventional flat bed this can sometimes be tricky …
Lost
Look on the bright side – the garden’s overgrown because of all the good weather we’ve been having …
Where To?
A choice too far, having become used to stay-at-home confinement …
Camping
I know how he feels – anything to get away for a day or two …
Crowded
Predictably this morning’s rain meant that we saw virtually no one else out and about during our “daily exercise” walk. However, we did see an unusually large number of snails …
