Perhaps this is what ELO were singing about* all those years ago … (*Can’t Get It Out Of My Head – written by Jeff Lynne)


“Punting is not as easy as it looks. As in rowing, you soon learn how to get along and handle the craft, but it takes long practice before you can do this with dignity and without getting the water all up your sleeve.” (from Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome, pub. London […]


Whilst driving his car along the busy main road, As forecast the weather first rained then it snowed, His wheels became stuck, In the slush and the muck, And now he’s sat waiting for his turn to be towed! More limericks at musing75.wordpress.com/limericks/