Virtual Wine

I am dreaming of a place, With a wide open space, And grapes on the vine, To make top notch wine. Of course I am thinking, Of wine well worth drinking, But unsure in my head, Is it a white – or a red? (Original sketch at, other rhymes at

Morse Code

Probably easier to get this gag if you know Morse Code!  If you need a clue, J = ● ▬ ▬ ▬, U = ● ● ▬, S = ● ● ● , T = ▬,  etc.