All festive nonsense of course. Any gardener will tell you that snails don’t eat cardboard, and of course not many snails can read at all, let alone upside down! Anyway – as the label says – Merry Christmas too one and all …


A Christmas quiz – although you will have to supply your own answers! Enjoy … What are you thinking this cold Christmas night? Does the future you’re facing seem stormy or bright? Is the Bethlehem tale, Full of wonder – or stale? Was that star just a comet, or a portent of light? More limericks […]