Greens

There once was a man who decided he would, Eat more of his greens and less of his pud. So he ate lots of kale, But then started to fail, As the smell and the taste of dessert was so good. More limericks at musing75.com/limericks

Auld Lang …

A common New Year thought that rarely even makes it to the list of resolutions.  BTW many (different!) versions of the words are available on-line for those who want to master this song …

Larger Vehicle

There’s always another one which is larger, faster, louder or just cooler.  The trick is not to be bothered about them …

Pub Quiz

Sadly I don’t think this team is going to win!  Ironically the third answer is arguably the closest to the correct response of “Brasilia”.  None of them were anywhere near the economists alternative answer of “$360Bn”, but then I doubt that would have scored points in the pub quiz anyway.

Cyclist

A cyclist from London pedalled on until, He finally reached the brow of the hill, Then he free-wheeled down, To a pub in the town, Where he stopped and is said to be drinking there still. More limericks at musing75.com/limericks