Batteries

A valid question, particularly given that he hasn’t even realised that his phone also needs charging …

Origami

You start with a plain sheet of uncrumpled A4, Make the first fold and then make some more, Then an awkward tuck, And with a bit of luck, You have the paper boat you’ve been aiming for. More limericks at musing75.com/limericks

Drawn?

Well I have to admit that no pen or pencil was used to create this cartoon, so maybe he is onto something – it was not “drawn” after all …

Morse Code

Probably easier to get this gag if you know Morse Code!  If you need a clue, J = ● ▬ ▬ ▬, U = ● ● ▬, S = ● ● ● , T = ▬,  etc.

Hectic

Things seem rather hectic, As events go rushing past, I need to find a better way, To make the moment last. The pace of time does vary, (said Einstein) with your speed, I find it also often alters, Just to frustrate my need, A quiet schedule slows time down, To the pace of an elderly […]