Cheese

Its taste is sought by gourmand devotees, Its aroma can be pungent upon the breeze, It is better when ripe, Whatever the type, It’s round, it is square, it is of course cheese. (Other limericks are available here.  This audio file was generated using the Daniel voice of Text2Speech and the Looperman (www.looperman.com) track “The […]

Weather

Weather comes and weather goes, Sometimes it rains, sometimes it blows, Sometimes there’s a winter freezing chill, Sometimes it’s humid and hot and still, Sometimes the sun is shining bright, Sometimes the clouds are black as night, Sometimes it’s just dull and grey, I wonder what weather we’ll have today? (Other rhymes are available here.  […]

Commute

He used to commute for hours every day, Along a busy and congested motorway, So he changed his career, Took a job that was near, To have time to consider his drop in pay! (Other limericks are available here.  This audio file was generated using the Daniel voice of Text2Speech and the Looperman (www.looperman.com) track […]