Golf
This shouldn’t happen, but we know that it does! Hard to understand why though – after all the ball isn’t even moving …
Category: Stick Man
Barbecue
The meat may be “well done”, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that the cooking has been well done!
Chips
So does the (in)famous “chip butty” get your vote? Personally I’d have gone for mayo …
Ruins
He had just spent a week, In the land of the Greek, Taking a peek, At the ruins. They took photos with phones, Of some tombs without bones, And piles of stones, At the ruins. Though their guide said a lot, There’s some he’s forgot, ‘Cos gosh was it hot, At the ruins!
Retired
So maybe now I’ll have time to get things done … (This audio file was generated using the Fiona voice of Text2Speech. Other rhymes available at musing75.com/rhymes)
Heads or Tails?
Heads I win – tails you lose! Of course, some people eat the heads and tails too …
On Time
Well that is what St Paul appears to have been thinking when he wrote “at the right time Christ died for the ungodly” – although I suspect that to worry about the timing of Easter is to miss the point … (BTW bible quote from the Letter of Paul to the Romans 5v6)
