Branch
Do snails have a reverse gear? Maybe there is someone out there who knows …
Category: Snail
Orientation
I have to admit I have some sympathy – even in a conventional flat bed this can sometimes be tricky …
Lost
Look on the bright side – the garden’s overgrown because of all the good weather we’ve been having …
Crowded
Predictably this morning’s rain meant that we saw virtually no one else out and about during our “daily exercise” walk. However, we did see an unusually large number of snails …
Leak
Anyone else noticed their garden getting unseasonably dry?
19?
Many gardens around here are now looking very much neater than usual – I can only presume that this is happening elsewhere too …
Spring
At this time of year I often find it hard to tell if a sneeze is due to a cold or hayfever – only now it suddenly seems to matter!
Hands?
Thank goodness no one confused the situation by mentioning soap …
Stretch
As Wilde once said “Everything in moderation, including moderation”!
Wake Me Up
An alternative approach to the New Year … and a touch of irony for good measure 🙂
