Weather

Weather comes and weather goes, Sometimes it rains, sometimes it blows, Sometimes there’s a winter freezing chill, Sometimes it’s humid and hot and still, Sometimes the sun is shining bright, Sometimes the clouds are black as night, Sometimes it’s just dull and grey, I wonder what weather we’ll have today? (Other rhymes are available here.  […]

Commute

He used to commute for hours every day, Along a busy and congested motorway, So he changed his career, Took a job that was near, To have time to consider his drop in pay! (Other limericks are available here.  This audio file was generated using the Daniel voice of Text2Speech and the Looperman (www.looperman.com) track […]

My Car

My car is really rather basic, It isn’t very smart, You have to coax the gear-stick, And the glove-box falls apart! I cannot claim it’s fuel efficient, Nor really very fast, The driver’s door is slightly bent, It wasn’t ever built to last. The heater often doesn’t make much heat, The paint is badly scratched, […]