Jam Crisis

There was a catastrophe unforeseen, No jam in a jar where jam had been, Nothing to spread, On slices of bread, Hence the “Great Jam Crisis of Twenty Seventeen” ! Inspired by a catering miscalculation during a trip to rural Denmark last year … This audio was generated using the Fiona voice of Text2Speech – […]


Looking through old photos, Gave me pause for thought, Amazed at where the time goes, And what those years have taught. Smiling from a polaroid, We were truly innocent, Not knowing choices to avoid, Nor mishaps to prevent. The others smiling next to me, Their names I’ve quite forgot, I guess that is because we […]