Holiday Blues

The art of conversation … ignored …

Call Queuing

Hasn’t happened to me yet, but I suspect it’s only a matter of time …

This might strike a chord with seasoned rail travellers, particularly those currently commuting into London from the south …

Sure we’ve all been there, or at least seen someone else in the same predicament …

Big fan of Belgian beer, but of course I moderate my consumption …

As it should be I think …

I know this is an old gag, but it still amuses me …

I know there are many “Mum’s Taxis” too – I guess the thought is the same either way …

Purely fictional of course – personally I’ve managed a fail on all 4 hazards …

I’ve never figured out how the weeds in my garden know when it is safe to appear …