Cogito Ergo Sum
Who would be foolish enough to mess around with the words of a renowned philosopher?
Category: Humour
String
So just how long is a piece of string? Turns out that with a judicious snip, it is exactly the right length – who’d have guessed …
Tea
At least this is one way to break out of the domestic humdrum I suppose …
Commute
He used to commute for hours every day, Along a busy and congested motorway, So he changed his career, Took a job that was near, To have time to consider his drop in pay! (Other limericks are available here. This audio file was generated using the Daniel voice of Text2Speech and the Looperman (www.looperman.com) track […]
Friends & Enemies
The moral of the story is simple – pay attention whilst driving!
Champagne
Some ways of drinking champagne are definitely better than others …
Aerial
We all know it is better not to look down, but who remembers at that critical moment?
My Car
My car is really rather basic, It isn’t very smart, You have to coax the gear-stick, And the glove-box falls apart! I cannot claim it’s fuel efficient, Nor really very fast, The driver’s door is slightly bent, It wasn’t ever built to last. The heater often doesn’t make much heat, The paint is badly scratched, […]
Eyes Right
A tad surreal perhaps …
Stuck
Whilst driving his car along the busy main road, As forecast the weather first rained then it snowed, His wheels became stuck, In the slush and the muck, And now he’s sat waiting for his turn to be towed! More limericks at musing75.wordpress.com/limericks/
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