Category: Humour

Written by Musing75

Drawn?

Well I have to admit that no pen or pencil was used to create this cartoon, so maybe he is onto something – it was not “drawn” after all …

Written by Musing75

Morse Code

Probably easier to get this gag if you know Morse Code!  If you need a clue, J = ● ▬ ▬ ▬, U = ● ● ▬, S = ● ● ● , T = ▬,  etc.

Written by Musing75

Greens

There once was a man who decided he would, Eat more of his greens and less of his pud. So he ate lots of kale, But then started to fail, As the smell and the taste of dessert was so good. More limericks at musing75.com/limericks

Written by Musing75

Auld Lang …

A common New Year thought that rarely even makes it to the list of resolutions.  BTW many (different!) versions of the words are available on-line for those who want to master this song …

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Pub Quiz

Sadly I don’t think this team is going to win!  Ironically the third answer is arguably the closest to the correct response of “Brasilia”.  None of them were anywhere near the economists alternative answer of “$360Bn”, but then I doubt that would have scored points in the pub quiz anyway.