5 A Day
Let us hope that the gardener feels the same way …
Category: Humour
Diet
Maybe he could start by keeping his eyes on the road …
Handsome
Evidently he hasn’t yet noticed that the reflection is starting to look older …
Label
All festive nonsense of course. Any gardener will tell you that snails don’t eat cardboard, and of course not many snails can read at all, let alone upside down! Anyway – as the label says – Merry Christmas too one and all …
Turkey
… and thus was a tradition maintained !
Anonymous
Not sure where this one came from !
Caterpillar
So about that “free lunch” – if such a thing exists …
Condensation
Need to fit double-glazing perhaps, or at least increase the amount of ventilation …
Remote
Always assuming that one has the willpower to press the TV “off” button in the first place …
Puddle
Always aim to make a splash!
Musing ... 