Golf

This shouldn’t happen, but we know that it does!  Hard to understand why though – after all the ball isn’t even moving …

Chips

So does the (in)famous “chip butty” get your vote?  Personally I’d have gone for mayo …

Ruins

He had just spent a week, In the land of the Greek, Taking a peek, At the ruins. They took photos with phones, Of some tombs without bones, And piles of stones, At the ruins. Though their guide said a lot, There’s some he’s forgot, ‘Cos gosh was it hot, At the ruins!