Staycation

Predicting increased umbrella sales this summer and a corresponding drop in the amount of sun cream sold – remember you heard it here first (or maybe not!) …

Carbon Footprint

Bit disappointed at this apparent lack of gallantry – he could/should have pointed out that there would be plenty of time to chat whilst walking or cycling instead …

Thingamajig

When you can find a thing quicker than you can name it, then it’s probably time to … err … whatchamacallit!

Coins

As far as I can recall the only time I’ve used cash in the past three months is when I’ve tossed to a coin to decide who should start a game …

Key

Unlikely I know – just saying it could happen as we’ve been inside for so long …

Lost

Look on the bright side – the garden’s overgrown because of all the good weather we’ve been having …