Always assuming that one has the willpower to press the TV “off” button in the first place …

Jam Crisis

There was a catastrophe unforeseen, No jam in a jar where jam had been, Nothing to spread, On slices of bread, Hence the “Great Jam Crisis of Twenty Seventeen” ! Inspired by a catering miscalculation during a trip to rural Denmark last year … This audio was generated using the Fiona voice of Text2Speech – […]