Flower Arranging
More difficult than it looks …
Category: Funny
Knock Knock
Perhaps delivering parcels and delivering punchlines require different skill sets …
Handsome
Evidently he hasn’t yet noticed that the reflection is starting to look older …
Anonymous
Not sure where this one came from !
Caterpillar
So about that “free lunch” – if such a thing exists …
Condensation
Need to fit double-glazing perhaps, or at least increase the amount of ventilation …
Remote
Always assuming that one has the willpower to press the TV “off” button in the first place …
Puddle
Always aim to make a splash!
Jam Crisis
There was a catastrophe unforeseen, No jam in a jar where jam had been, Nothing to spread, On slices of bread, Hence the “Great Jam Crisis of Twenty Seventeen” ! Inspired by a catering miscalculation during a trip to rural Denmark last year … This audio was generated using the Fiona voice of Text2Speech – […]
Conkers
Not sure how much this game is played these days …
Musing ... 