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Personally I love the look of the autumn leaves, but I can understand that if my favourite food was juicy green leaves then the pretty multicoloured carpet that forms at this time of year would be somewhat disappointing …

Cheeky

Almost as if he forgot the second chair on purpose … after all it is easier to carry one seat than two!

The Best Thing Since …

Personally I find a bread knife much easier to use than a can opener – so I’ve never understood why sliced bread is somehow regarded as the high-water mark of modern innovation! Surely “The best thing since sliced bread” would make more sense if it was changed to “The best thing since the ring-pull can” […]

Burns

Though I’m not sure who would wear a hat whilst addressing the haggis? More hat musings available …