Bully
Slightly surprised to discover that there really are carnivorous snails, some even introduced from distant lands to control native snail populations …
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Branch
Do snails have a reverse gear? Maybe there is someone out there who knows …
Carbon Footprint
Bit disappointed at this apparent lack of gallantry – he could/should have pointed out that there would be plenty of time to chat whilst walking or cycling instead …
Thingamajig
When you can find a thing quicker than you can name it, then it’s probably time to … err … whatchamacallit!
Coins
As far as I can recall the only time I’ve used cash in the past three months is when I’ve tossed to a coin to decide who should start a game …
Key
Unlikely I know – just saying it could happen as we’ve been inside for so long …
Orientation
I have to admit I have some sympathy – even in a conventional flat bed this can sometimes be tricky …
Lost
Look on the bright side – the garden’s overgrown because of all the good weather we’ve been having …
Where To?
A choice too far, having become used to stay-at-home confinement …
Camping
I know how he feels – anything to get away for a day or two …
Musing ... 