Origami

You start with a plain sheet of uncrumpled A4, Make the first fold and then make some more, Then an awkward tuck, And with a bit of luck, You have the paper boat you’ve been aiming for. More limericks at musing75.com/limericks

Drawn?

Well I have to admit that no pen or pencil was used to create this cartoon, so maybe he is onto something – it was not “drawn” after all …

Morse Code

Probably easier to get this gag if you know Morse Code!  If you need a clue, J = ● ▬ ▬ ▬, U = ● ● ▬, S = ● ● ● , T = ▬,  etc.

Greens

There once was a man who decided he would, Eat more of his greens and less of his pud. So he ate lots of kale, But then started to fail, As the smell and the taste of dessert was so good. More limericks at musing75.com/limericks

Auld Lang …

A common New Year thought that rarely even makes it to the list of resolutions.  BTW many (different!) versions of the words are available on-line for those who want to master this song …