Hands?

Thank goodness no one confused the situation by mentioning soap …

Stretch

As Wilde once said “Everything in moderation, including moderation”!

An alternative approach to the New Year … and a touch of irony for good measure 🙂

Elementary logic – unless you get confused by the possibility that the paint is made from plants …

As do we of course – though for a slightly different reason …

Strangely snails don’t seem to have featured at all in Aesop’s fables …

So what would he make of the expression “life of Riley”?

All very tempting, but we’re told there are better ways to eat …

… just as it has been doing here for the past few weeks !

A race against the clock – at least for a gastropod …