Disguise

I’m sure that Santa hats can be embarassing if worn at inappropriate moments, but whether they are ever able to hide embarassment I’m not so sure …

Bonfire

Random thought about inflation – how long is it since anyone asked you for a “penny for the Guy”?

Already!

Been a while since I’ve posted anything – either time has sped up … or I have slowed right down!

Rankings

*from the latest annual pest ranking by the Royal Horticultural Society, as reported in the UK press today. As a gardener I side with the RHS on this, although as a cartoonist I’m not so sure …

Pet

The original low-maintenance pet – now of course superseded by dog walking services …

Des Res

Good defensive location for a snail maybe – but what are the chances of a wheelie bin not being used over the Christmas holidays?